If it's not Merry, well fck it

Hello all, & happy merry etc. We have us here the first Drink & Walk invite in quite a while. We shall be gathering tomorrow night at 7 PM at Ye Olde Angles. That's actually just Angles actually, mayhaps for the season it should in fact be Ye Olde, but it's not. Or so they would have us believe. She then approached me about buying her desk. So come along as Mr Mark Wallace is a 100% show-up and show-off candidate, & our nationwide pre-drink & pre-walk polls show a startling coincidence in that one Thomas Orange is at exactly 90% in the likelihood department for both drinking and walking. We shall welcome them back to DC for the Holiday happening they are have been and are constituted by.

That's 7 PM at Angles for good cheer(s). I, The Deed-doer, her very own Star Emeritus, and the one the only Blood& shall also be in attendance. So come on out & dance.

Angles is located at 18th Street & Belmont in Adams Morgan. Right there.

Black Cat 8 PM 11/1

Drink & Walk returns to Black Cat this Thursday at 8 PM. Come along as we bibe and imbibe, bribe and are bribed, sing songs of lucid fates, and fritter away the waning whatsis. Don't miss it! How could you miss a waning whatsis! We at Drink & Walk have got what ya need: good food, good booze, &, um, a waning whatsis. Etc.

See ya there!




This is what you get when you google image "waning whatsis."

No Drink & Walk this week

No Drink & Walk this week. Sorry folks. Drink ye & walk ye though, we'll be back soon.

Join us, the lucky people, for another edition of drink & walk.

Please join us at Cafe Olé at 7 PM for fine beverages and a lovely dining experience, like they say. We will likely be making use of the big outdoor patio and Flash the Basset Hound will be there!

Cafe Olé is just down Wisconsin Ave from the Tenley Metro, 4000
Wisconsin Ave, just across from the Friendship Heights Post Office.

If you are having desires of further informations about this here cafe go to:
http://cafeoledc.com/contactus.html

Mapquest says the driving time from Tenely Metro to Cafe
Olé is 2 minutes. So overcome your fear, Olé!

Olé!

Drink & Walk goes Mediterranean this week. Please join us at Cafe Olé
at 7 PM for fine beverages and a lovely dining experience, like they
say. We will likely be making use of the big outdoor patio and Flash
the Basset Hound will be there!

Cafe Olé is just down Wisconsin Ave from the Tenley Metro, 4000
Wisconsin Ave, just across from the Friendship Heights Post Office.

If you are having desires of further informations about this here cafe go to:
http://cafeoledc.com/contactus.html

It's got that European charm which doesn't mean you shouldn't bring
your European charm, if you have one, we'd like to see it. I have a
Turkish good luck charm for example. I use it to confuse American
legislators. Mapquest says the driving time from Tenely Metro to Cafe
Olé is 2 minutes. So overcome your fear, Olé!

cuz I can shake a chicken in the middle of the room!

Join us this Thursday for Drink & Walk at the Zoo Bar @ 7PM.

Bop bop a loo bop ba lop bop bam -- D&W shall honor 30 years of Dead
E'vis this week, where else, at the Zoo, acourse. Join us at the Zoo
Bar to toast The King, long live the mayonaise, etc. The Zoo Bar's
just a hop from Woodley stop on the red line, we'll be there from 7 pm
on. So come on out cuz "We can shake a chicken in the middle of the
room!"

Drink & Walk is evolving in a new direction, we'll be trying new
locations, innovations, associations-- our beloved Angles is still on
the map acourse, as is, even ye olde Black Cat. Stay tuned for further
incidents.

The Zoo Bar is located at 3000 Connecticut Avenue, N.W. , Washington D.C. 20008 (Directly across from the main entrance to the Washington National Zoo). (202) 232-4225. http://www.zoobardc.com/

We leave you with a few favorite Elvis quotes:

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

A person's eyes tell you more than their words I'm sort of getting
tired of being Elvis Presley.

People who read sex into my music have dirty minds.

CHOP SUEY!!!

BRUCE LEE is The Bomb.

Ladies and Gents,

Let me set the scene. A reluctant girlfriend is arguing with her boyfriend outside an embassy a few blocks from my apartment building. He is sort of tugging on her arm and she is resisting, although she knows two things: (1) this dude is a tool; and (2) I'll probably go with him anyway. But the situation is not an assault or anything like that. Nevertheless, a middle aged man with a conservative haircut jumps ---- literally ---- out of nowhere, out of two big white doors, onto the sidewalk, into a martial arts fighting stance, with a major grimace on his face, and yells, in my opinion, "Chop suey!!!" I mean, did he say "Chop suey?" That's what I heard. "Chop suey!!!!"

The question really is ---- Are good samaritans intervening in tame domestic disputes by shouting their favorite food item? Do Poles jump out of doors shouting "Kielbasa!!!" Do Jews jump out of doors screaming "Noodle Ring!!!" Do Russians leap out of doors going "Borscht!!!" Do French shout "Crepes!!!" do English shout "Brown sauce!!!" do Japanese shout "Sushi!!!" when breaking up a lover's quarrel? What the hell ever happened to "Get your god damn hands off her!" Or: "Cut it out!" Or: "I'm calling the cops!" Only in America, with our collective waist lines bulging, do we distract such people with thoughts of food. I'd rather shout "Beer" or "Tanqueray and tonic" myself. Why not meet us ---- The Board of Directors ---- this week at Drink & Walk, at Angles, at 7:30 and shout [Your favorite drink] in a martial arts fighting stance? And we'll stop tugging on whomever we're tugging on.