ALL STAR REVUE

Join me, Mr. Smiffus, and Star Emeritus, aka The Board of Directors, for the Drink & Walk Glee Contest and All Star Revue. Those who show the most Glee will be named All Stars and then will be asked to Revue the parameters of the diameters of the pentameters. i.e., They will put the ugly fish out by the propane in a laundry basket after they've hit it with a stick. That's how you tell real happy hours. By the number of fish hit with a stick. "Get the lights."

What do you need to know? Jack nabbit -- in this "nuanced land" (hah!) we call America. But it wouldn't hurt to be aware of this: Drink & Walk will begin afresh Thursday at 6:00 at the drinking hell, I mean hole, known as Acutes, er, Rights, er, Obtuses, er, Angles. Bring your penchant for geometry and those can do attitudes, folks. Drink & Walk: Where Legends Are Born. Hope to see you then. ----D., Blood and, G.