Welcome to General Tso

Many of you know about General Tso's Chicken, but what about the man himself? According to sources, he did fight in the Taiping Rebellion, frequently committing to battle his crack General Tso's Hell's Angels, who rode onto the battlefield in horsedrawn Harley Davidson Motorcycles. In fact, Harley Davidson, himself, had a chicken recipe, and it's anyone's guess as to why Harley Davidson's Chicken is not served in Chinese restaurants on a bed of grits and gravy. General Tso was also a philanthropist, establishing General Tso's House for Wayward Souls, and he contributed to any number of other fields, including the cutting edge General Tso's Monsoon Rating System, General Tso's Breakback Beats, and General Tso's Extreme Amphibian Videos. We have never seriously considered any corporate sponsorship of Drink & Walk, but the Board of Directors did consider, for, what, a minute or two, the phrase General Tso's Drink & Walk.

Given that 2/3 of the Board of Directors, aka Smiffus and Melsy Welsy, will be outta town this week, Drink & Walk will be hibernating this Thursday. However, should you desire to Drink and/or Walk, or if you know where there is *superior* General Tso's Chicken, well, then, drop me a line, and I'll see if I can coordinate, ordinate, and rewardinate. I otherwise encourage you to remember that a man and a woman and a summer are one.