explore your carbohydrate needs

Ladies and Gents,

What is a doughnut and what is a doughnut not? Most people have a right medial doughnut and an anterior cruciate doughnut. If you do not have one or the other doughnuts, see your healthcare provider immediately. There is such a thing as a blue doughnut but that blue doughnut is not a sharpie marker. I mean, you can draw with your blue doughnut, but it will not be permanent. Most doughnuts do not know sorrow though I have seen many Cheshire doughnuts that, when half-eaten, have smiled, and then disappeared. A doughnut is not a jukebox, but there was this one doughnut, once, that sang the Polish national anthem and my eyes watered, even as I ate that doughnut, even as it wasn't the only doughnut, that day, that I ate. If you are George Stephanopoulos (aka Geo Steph), then your doughnut may come with a middle finger.

We encourage you, as you can see, to explore your carbohydrate needs before, during, and after Drink & Walk. Other options include empa-nya-das, falafels, and Jumbo Slice. Better yet: Go to Jumbo Slice and order doughnuts. Go to falafels and order venison. Go to empa-nya-das and order Ikea. I mean, I've gotten Wendy's at Taco Bell, and I've gotten Entenmann's at the bank. Whatever you choose, join me, Rod Smith, Star Emeritus Mel (Melissa) Nichols, Brian Fitzpatrick, and Lynne Burns for another edition of Drink & Walk, the happy hour with many "drunk food" options. And if you're lucky, you'll come across Geo Steph, "commentraitor," and your "eff finger" can go up. Do I speak from personal experience? Maybe so, maybe so.

We will be at Angles from 6:00 to 9:30, this Thursday, April 5th, and at 9:30, if critical mass exists, we will decide on a second site. We hope to see you there -- and even as cold weather is predicted, remember folks: A drink will "warm the cockles of your heart."