Just Like Einstein Predicted

Ladies and Gents,

As some of you know, it is not Monday, right now, but Thursday, according to Einstein's Theory Of Three Days Later Than It Really Seems To Be. And if this were next week, it would not be Monday right now, but Thursday. And you would not have an empty hand, but a beer, a martini, or a tequila in it, and it would be Thursday evening, Drink & Walk, just like Einstein predicted.

In fact, folks, when you join me, Rod Smith, and Star Emeritus Mel (Melissa) Nichols for the 2007 grand-reopening of Drink & Walk, on February 15th, you could also participate in a Drink & Walk initiative to prove or disprove another of Einstein's theories: If you sip your drink just so, and sit on your stool just so, and talk to your friends just so, well, then, it could Always Be Drink & Walk For You, No Matter Where You Are, No Matter Who You Think Yourself To Be.

As I will be announcing frequently over the next several weeks and months -- my tenure in the DC area seems to be coming to an end, especially seeing how GW is unwilling to renew my contract and that there may be some other schools out there in the world willing to offer me a contract. The point being -- please make plans to party with me while you still can. I will be stepping up my partying activities considerably in response to this rapidly unfolding situation.

We look forward to seeing you soon -- and Rod, Mel, and I want you know that we all love you Maaaaaadly.

Dan Gutstein