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Ladies and Gents,

Before long, everyone one of us is going to have his/her own reality TV show. Like cell phones and tattoos. Everyone will have a show called "Dan" or "Cami" or "Sausages" or "Anna." It'll be all about you. How you comb your hair. How you answer the door. How you lie around. How you lie. How you treat your mother. How you insult a co-worker. There'll be judges. And people will be voted off your reality TV show. Like your girlfriend or your mailman or your mechanic or your dentist. You may even be voted off your own reality TV show, and then the show will, therefore, be about somebody else. Fabulous other reality TV shows are in the works, too: One called Cold Air, where people head out in search of a chilly day. Another called Young Short Republican Lawyer Dudes Gone Wild. And my favorite: Breakfast, which is all about a group of diner chefs who have to create breakfasts in trying environments: Under a beehive, underwater, under oath, and otherwise under duress.

Before you go to, or watch, Breakfast, join me, Rod Smith, Steph Monte, and Star Emeritus Mel (Melissa) Nichols for another round of Drink & Walk, the happy hours that was voted Most Realistic Happy Hours In Washington. Where nobody gets voted out. Where we drink of the fruit of the vine, where we speak of the ganja of the valley, and where we walk upon the pavement of the municipality. Behold the Drink & Walk. Be it. Hold it. Drink it. And walk it off. Amen.

Remember that this is a "full" Drink & Walk -- from Angles (6:00 to 7:45) we will go to the Black Cat (8:00 to 10:00). We look forward to seeing you there!