Tuesday, April 25, 2006

welcome to drink & walk




The old phrase, "you are what you eat," is never applied properly. How about you are -- psychologically -- what you eat? Take squirrels. Who eat nuts. Have you ever seen a sane member of the squirrel family? Changing directions like there's no tomorrow, going up and down trees at the same time. Running out into the road just when a car is coming, in order to just get out of the way. And then what? No cars coming and not interested in crossing the street. That's what a steady diet of acorns'll get you. True, we're *all* a bit crazy, because we all eat some nuts. Those who eat many nuts are really screwed up, versus those who eat fewer nuts, who can, in the end, tie their shoes without a lot of commentary. If you indulge regularly in tossed salad -- well, then, you may become a little bitteen of a crouton flighty lettuce head vinegar between the ears. If all you eat are sides of beef, you become a meathead, Meathead. If you eat rocks, someone will shake you, and hear them rattling around up there. However, eating marbles can be good for you, so's you have some upstairs, at least, when the time comes for you to start losing them. Marbles but not rocks. Eh? If you drink beer and drinkdrinks, well, you become the drink, psychologically. Am I right?

To find out, join me in welcoming back my co-hosts for another round of Drink & Walk. Depending on what you drink, you could become Marlon Brando screaming "Stella!" You could become Alec Guiness. Captain Morgan, himself, with a ginger ale effervescing in his Buccaneer noggin. If you ate an apple and drank the proper brand of tequila, you could have a worm digging through the apple of your mind. You dig? Drink some vodka and become Mr. Potato Head. I, personally, prefer that brand of scotch, "Suave Son of a Biatch." Drink & Walk, folks: The happy hours where you become, psychologically, what you drink.

1 Comments:

Blogger DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

Izzat a bananer or is he just happy to see me?

9:28 AM

 

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