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After an accidental bit of research, it has been determined that Hurricane Bob has struck the U.S. mainland three times: Louisiana, 1979; South Carolina, 1985; and the Connecticut/ /Rhode Island border in 1991--leading many experts to speculate that Bob is still out there. There is some conjecture that last night's precipitation was, in fact, Thunderstorm Bob. Given that major storms are predicted to only increase in ferocity and frequency over the next several years, the National Weather Service has begun to identify these storms earlier on in their lifecycles. There will now be, for instance, Light Breeze Bob, Spotty Drizzle Bob, Mostly Cloudy Bob, Warm Front Bob, and 3-H Bob: Hot, Hazy, Humid Bob. Someone in the tropics was recently hit by a mucous traveling at a good rate of speed, and clearly that was due to Tropical Lugey Bob. There is no truth to the fact that the U.S. military is holding Hurricane Bob at the famous Area 51, in Roswell, N.M. Previous sightings include a brief shower in Kazakhstan, a sudden cloud in the Gobi, and a short lived squall in the Sea of Kamchatka, where a squad of Hessians was discovered preparing to attack a U.S. Man o' War with Revolutionary War era muskets, stockings, epaulets, and blunderbusses.

Recount your latest experiences with Hurricane Bob by joining us for another round of Drink & Walk, the happy hours with the highest barometric pressure. I, for instance, shouted out loud this morning when I thought that I was be-pounced-upon by Bob, but then realized, heh heh, that I was just in the shower. Or maybe it was Bob. Religions -- mainly founded by "low" "vulgar" people, but people nevertheless, ha -- are springing up, claiming 1979 as Year Zero, with everything either A.B. (anno Bobby) or B.B. (beforo Bobby). For some, Hurricane Bob is their Lord.